Mom (while making a meal plan in MacGourmet and sipping on a cup of coffee): “Captain, can you go ask Daddy if he has any meal requests for next week?”
Captain to Dad: “Daddy, Mom wants to know if you have any mail requests.”
Dad: “Ummm. No, I don’t have any mail requests.”
Captain to Mom: “He said he doesn’t have any mail.”
Mom: “No, does he have any MEAL requests?”
Captain to Dad: “Mom, meant MEAL requests. It’s hard to understand her when she’s drinking…”
Prayer of Mothers
Father in heaven, grant me the grace to appreciate the dignity which you have conferred on me. Let me realize that not even the Angels have been blessed with such a privilege—to share in your creative miracle and bring new Saints to heaven. Make me a good mother to all my children after the example of Mary, the Mother of your Son. Through the intercession of Jesus and Mary I ask your continued blessings on my family. Let us all be dedicated to your service on earth and attain the eternal happiness of your kingdom in heaven. Amen.
Haha! That's a good one. Better knock off the hard stuff, Jessica (that Bailey's in your morning cup). 😉
LOL! Thanks for the laugh! What a funny kid! 🙂
LOL — thanks! What kind of coffee were you drinking?
Oh, it was just the Starbucks House Blend with a little bit of organic Hazelnut Syrup and French Vanilla creamer. Yum! 🙂
A little Bailey's is sounding good though! lol! 😉
LOL!!!! Way to funny!
You see, that would be a lot less funny in MY kitchen, as my kids are used to seeing me with a glass of wine as I prepare dinner…!
Very funny! I needed the chuckle this evening after a long, overly busy day! I bet your husband got a kick out of it as well! +JMJ+
LOL!!! That's funny.
Thanks for the laugh. That really brightened my evening.
Hi! I just found your blog, and it is beautiful! This little story cracked me up! 🙂
Oh I just love kids! I could see the rest of the post through Google reader. When I clicked over to the blog, I cracked up. So cute! ( love coffee part too!)
LOL – too funny!
thanks for sharing that one. 😀
Oh my goodness! Too funny!
Remodeling can lead one to drink…. coffee!